Gail Harris
Nude

Gail Harris was born in England–and now you know why Ben is so big. Gail got her start as a page three girl, although she was probably a pages 3-5 girl with how often they ended up stuck together when she was photographed. She became well known in jolly old England and the US of A for her work in porno mags like Penthouse, Knave and High Society, but this beautiful blonde has really made more than Big Ben chime with her hot straight-to-video work. The names say it all: look at Takin’ it All Off (1985), where she does indeed, showing all three B’s in a group shower scene, or Nudity Required (1988) where it might not have been required, but she provided it. In more mainstream mediums, Gail starred as Linda in Sorority House Massacre II (1990). It’s a pretty classic slasher setup, with Gail and her friends moving into a sorority house that came super cheap, since it was the home of a bunch of murders a couple of years back. Because slashers need something to let you do a little wanking before all the shanking, Gail wanders around the house, changing out of her bra and into a tee shirt. Gail cemented her scream queen status while making us hard as cement, by showing her humongous hangers and heart shaped heinie in The Haunting of Morella (1990), while you’ll be taking some long showers after seeing her shower off in Hard to Die (1990). Made by the same people behind the Slumber Party Massacre II franchise a couple years after Die Hard (1988) came out (and often credited as Sorority House Massacre III: Hard to Die) this one features a group of women stuck in the same “hiding from a psycho” situation, but this time opting to fight back with some heavy artillery. Guns, lots of guns. Eventually guys got sick of having to endure all the scares for a peek at her pair, and since the scaredy cats just wanted to see her kitty, Gail moved back to the world of erotic cinema. She shows her monster mams in both Sins of Desire (1992) and Virtual Desire (1995), then shows all three B’s showering in Forbidden Games (1995). She gets naked in all the Masseuse (1996) movies, with her work in Masseuse 3 (1998) providing a happy ending for the franchise, when she strips in front of a pool. Gail kept her blue bra on in The Circuit 2 (2002) and remained in her bikini in Treasure Hunt! (2003), but by that time she had largely moved on from acting. Ever the entre-poon-euer, Gail, who was briefly married to the photographer that parachuted into Michael Jackson‘s wedding, was the co-creator of Barely Legal, Virgins Magazine, Busty Beauties and a whole bunch of other magazines you’re pretending never to have heard of. From softcore, late night cable movies to her own work in print, all the way to creating dozens of niche dirty magazines for all to enjoy, Gail Harris has been a gale force wind, blowing from nation to nation and seeding the world with stimulating sexual material. All hail, Gail!